Freeman's Mind： Episode 56-RroxrcbANxM.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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Nnngrrrragh!

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[announcement klaxons]

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PA: Danger.

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"Danger"!

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PA: High energy exchange detected in radioactive materials handling bay.

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"Radioactive materials".

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Oh, Jesus, that just gave me a horrible thought.

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No... no! We can't be THAT stupid! Please! No!

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Oh, this isn't so bad. This column is clearly waiting for me to pass

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THEN it will collapse so I can die of thirst or starvation.

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Maybe I already am and don't even know it yet.

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NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEED ME BEES; IT'S NOT THAT BAD!

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Okay, can your alien intellect figure out how doors work?

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[metallic thumping]

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Oh, they're thinking about it.

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Maybe it's too hard for them... since it's motion-sensored?

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Yeah, they couldn't figure it out.

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Well, good job trying to ambush me. Almost.

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Hey, I'm getting low on shells so you know what that means.

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[agrunt moans]

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Hey, I don't like this any more than you do.

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Rockets for tanks and attack choppers are no-brainers.

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Frankly, it's a bit much for you, but what am I supposed to do?

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I'm low on ammo and you're running across the room.

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Huh, guess I won't die of thirst.

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But yeah, what am I supposed to do, go hand-to-hand with the bodybuilder aliens?

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Yeah, that'd be smart, wouldn't it?

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I suppose that'd be the "honorable" thing to do,

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but "honor" doesn't really apply to me.

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I mean, look at the--

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[teleportation sound] OH MY GOD!

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Well, thanks for testing the tensile strength of the catwalk,

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but your services are no longer required.

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Yeah, just ignore gunfire. That works for me.

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Wow!

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All right, so I guess the aliens have lowered their standards for shock troopers.

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I mean, that alien was obviously high.

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He falls off a ledge. He doesn't care, he's high.

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I shoot him in the head. He doesn't care, he's high.

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He's a galactic stoner.

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But yeah, while the resource allocation DOES concern me,

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I'm not going to lose sleep over bringing a rocket launcher to a bee fight.

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Umm...

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[straining] Okay, maybe this does something.

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Yeah... the thing is, fighting honorably and winning are incompatible goals.

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In World War II, the Japanese TRIED to do it honorably

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but even they knew it wasn't going to work.

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Like, when they hit Pearl Harbor.

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The idea...

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...come on...

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The idea was attacking the USA unaware would be dishonorable,

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so they tried warning us half an hour before it happened,

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but their military delayed that message until 20 minutes AFTER it happened.

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Fuck!

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So, I guess they kept their honor on a technicality?

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Like the ball was on the goal line and there were three seconds left on the clock,

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therefore the Pearl Harbor attack was honorable or something?

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Yeah, what the hell am I talking about? This is my last pistol magazine.

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Of course I used the right weapon!

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More guns, less madness.

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Okay, what's the story on this guy?

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Did he blow his brains out?

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I hope he left some bullets behind.

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But, it's hard to say; knowing our staff,

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he probably missed a few times trying to aim for his head.

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No, I don't see anything.

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Okay, another pump. I was trying not to think about this.

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I don't exactly know what this switch does, but I need to pull it right now,

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because if I'm wrong, I made some parts move around and some lights flash,

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doesn't matter.

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But, if I'm right about this... Oh my God!

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Being right about everything is a curse!

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Let's look at the evidence:

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we have a staff member getting snippy with me about a reactor;

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we have that intercom talking about biological contaminants;

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we have those red pump warning lights;

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and we have the building literally falling apart.

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I think we have a nuclear reactor down here, an alien teleported inside it,

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now it's broken,

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and is going to meltdown unless I flood it with coolant.

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I mean, somebody tell me I'm wrong, that a team of top researchers

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are not so tragically obtuse

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that we pass off a fucking China syndrome as just "one of those things"!

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The scientist trying to give me orders was slightly annoyed.

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He wasn't somber or panicked at all.

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Yeah, a meltdown IS really annoying. I get it!

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I think I'm the only person here who understands how serious this is.

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I hope I'm wrong, but this is all too plausible.

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Even though we have a dam, we use as much power as a city.

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I can believe we have a nuclear reactor here also.

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Plus, these are my colleagues who thought sealing off the entrance

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would contain random teleportations.

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They drew straws to decide who would let me in.

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Now that I am in, I'm sure the prevailing theory being discussed behind my back

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is that all these aliens just showed up

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during the two minutes they left the door open and I walked in.

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This is my fault. Of course.

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I know what's happening here. I've seen this a hundred times.

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This reeks of groupthink.

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You have one normally brilliant person make a stupid decision

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and everyone else just falls in line, doesn't question anything.

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These people aren't scientists; they're cultists with advanced degrees.

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I guess I'll go talk to the reactor guy, find out just how long we have to live.

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SHOW ME YOUR HANDS OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!

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Yeah, try me, psycho-breath!

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GUARD: Our luck has to change sooner or later.

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What's THAT supposed to mean?!

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NO, DON'T ANSWER THAT!

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I'M NOT LETTING YOU GET INSIDE MY MIND!

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Fucking psycho Kurtz serial-killing security guard...

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Hey, we need to talk!

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SCIENTIST: Don't linger Mr. Freeman! You've turned on the pumps!

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SCIENTIST: Now take the access pipe, flood the core,

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SCIENTIST: and get on up to the labs without delay!

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Oh, so NOW you're talking like there's some urgency.

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The ramifications are starting to sink in, huh?

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Well, I saved your ass. And everyone else's.

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If you clowns had just said the word "meltdown",

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we could've saved a lot of time.

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Your communication skills are horrible.

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I swear, I'm the only person in this building who's not an idiot savant.

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PA: Lambda Complex reports dimensional contamination.

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"Dimensional"...

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GUARD: What the hell is this?

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WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS, POP TART?!

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IT'S ME POINTING A 12-GAUGE AT YOUR FACE!

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You may think you're hard because you plugged a scared old man,

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but try that number on me and watch what happens!

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I didn't come all this way just to get shot in the back of the head

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by some bored rent-a-cop.

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If the ninjas took me out, there would at least be some dignity to that.

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With you, there's nothing.

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Absolutely nothing.

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Okay, is this the reactor?

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IS YOUR NAME "REACTOR"?!

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HEY, THIS IS A MISUNDERSTANDING!

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JESUS!

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I'M NOT EVEN SURE I HAVE THE RIGHT ROOM!

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AAAH!

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[gun clicks]

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DAMMIT, I'M OUT!

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HI!

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HOW ARE YOU NOT--

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Good God! I didn't realize the aliens made this their bathhouse!

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[hivehand firing] AAAAH!

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WHAT THE FUCK?!

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YOU WEREN'T THERE AND NOW YOU'RE REAL!

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THIS IS INNSBRUCK ALL OVER AGAIN!

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GO! BACK! TO NOTHING!

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THAT'S WHERE YOU BELONG!

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Okay, I'm going to stay in my corner.

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Then, to sneak up on me, you have to teleport into a wall, so fuck you!

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You know what the difference is between my hallucinations and other people's?

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My hallucinations shoot back at me and kill other people.